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Just one of my (in)famous quirks: SPOOF TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Summary: Have you ever saw Snape smilling? (Nope) Have you every seen a haywired Quidditch match? (Uhh... Nope?) Anyways, here's a little spoof for enjoyment!

(In Changing rooms, Boys)

Harry: *Packs up bag and stuff the bag into a bewitched locker* I'm off to quidditch guys!

Ron: *Eats chocolate frog* Meh towar!

Harry: Ronald Billius Weasley! Why are you still eating food at this time?

Ron: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Harry: My god! Cover your mouth please!

Draco: *grimaces* Yeah, Weasel. Cover your mouth please. It's starting to make me sick.

Pansy: *dashes in* DRAKIE-POO! WHY DID YOU AGREE WITH SCARHEAD?! *Whacks harry on the head* You don't play tricks with me, POTTER-SCAR-HEAD!!!

Harry: OWWWWW! PANSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Draco: Pansy. STOP THIS AT ONCE!

Pansy: Hmmph. Drakie-poo, I'll fix you up with a potion and "avada" Harry for you! *prances out* Ronald, GET OUT!!!

Ron: *gaping* She said my name.

Draco: I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE GOT THE PASSCODE TO THE BOYS TOILET!!! I HAVE TO CHANGE IT EVERYDAY!!!!

Harry: *looks at watch* SIRIUSLY??! IT'S TIME FOR THE MATCH MATES!!!

Draco: RONALD!!!

Ron: Weirdo.

(At Griffindor Stands)

Hermione: I bet Harry and Draco's going to crush each others back.

Ginny: I bet that Harry's going to win.

Lavender: I bet when Harry wins, Malfoy will be wailing his head off!

Parviti: XDXDXDXDXD

Lavender: STOP IT!!!

Luna: I bet Draco will ask Hermione out after the match.

Hermione: WHAAAAAT???

Luna: Yup! Just what I said!

Parviti: But that's sooooooooooooo weird!

Lavender: *giggles*

Hermione: *is creeped out*

Ginny: *semi-creeped out* Come on girls. We have to change into *points to self* Quidditch robes and *points to others* Cheerleading robes!

Hermione: *sighs* GOOD LUCK GIN! *sighs* WHY ON EARTH DID I AGREE TO HER!!

Luna: Dunno.

Lavender, Parviti, Hermione, Ginny: *stares*

(Meanwhile, on the Broadcast platform)

Snape: *in cheerleader dresses (for Slytherin)* GO DRACO, MY FANTASTIC, CUTIE-PIE, MAGNIFICENT, CHARMING, GENERALLY-CUTE, NOT-A-MUDBLOOD, SWEET, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY GOOD PLAYER, HANDSOME GOD SON!!!!!!!!!

Draco: *screams in frustration* WHY ON EARTH DID I EVER JOIN THE DEATH EATERS WHEN I COULD CURE SNAPE INSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD!

(glass breaks)

Dumbledore: *snores*

All students: *stare*

Dumbledore: *snores*

All students: *grunt*

Draco, Harry: *Reaches for snitch* MINE!!!!!!!!!

Ivris (Bramble): Either one of you will lose! I have bewitched the snitch, and not one of you will get it unless you say the magic words!

Snape: (Puppy eyes) Please Foxe! Pretty pretty please may you let my fanatic, awesomesauce, charming, beautiful, handsome, generally-cute, sexy, THE ULTIMATE SEX GOD Draco- my god son win?!

Draco: SEVERUS!!!!!!! NOT AGAIN?! Ives, what have you done?!

Ivris: (gasp) You...you monster! (screams) I hate you!

Draco: IVESSSSSSSSSSSSS!

(Quidditch court explodes)

Bramble: DONE. Ives, you owe me five galleons.

Ivris: (gives her the money) Yeah yeah... 

Harry: (grabs the snitch) I WOOOOOOOOOOON!

All people: Yay!

Draco: (growls) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Ivris: (smirks) THE END.


~Ends~

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