Series: A Book Full Of Surprises
A Poem By IRmjii
- There once was a King from York
- Who was eating with a fork
- He sat down and ate pork
- But unfortuntely he choked on a cork
- While opening a bottle of wine with a peice of chalk
- And also while he started to talk
- Eating a peice of stalk
- Plus hearing sounds from the Hawk
- And being called a "Dork"
- For the fork was actually a spork
- The spork made out of quark
- Actually made out of Squark
- "Will you just shut up!" Said my brother
- "God the things people say these days......"